SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a Paris for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license, and then today you expect me to
show it to you!”
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the Paris is behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn
and ……………yelled, “PULL OVER!”
“NO!”, Paris says and yell’s back, ………………..”IT’S A SCARF!”
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