Funny Jokes

Oral Inspection

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says ‘Sorry honey, I’ve got a gynocologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.’ The husband feels rejected and turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife [...]

Kids Easter Jokes

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies! How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? EGG-xercise and HARE-robics! What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny! Why did the Easter egg hide? He [...]

Old Age

The old couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, ‘Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting at this same breakfast table together.’ ‘I know,’ the old man said. ‘We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird, too .’ ‘Well,’ Granny [...]

Chinese New Years Jokes

Learning Chinese That’s not right…………………………….Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive?……………Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me asap………………………………..Kum Hia Nao Stupid man………………………………….Dum Gai Small horse…………………………………Tai Ni Po Ni It’s very dark in here………………………Wai So Dim? I thought you were on a diet…………….Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow-away zone………………….No Pah King Our meeting is [...]

The Penis and The Pickle Factory

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for many years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk [...]

Funny Dear Abby Letters

Here are a few funny “Dear Abbey” Letters. Hope they bring a smile to your face like they did ours: Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together [...]

Unusual Bathroom Encounter

Dear My Hyena, I think I saw it. I’m not absolutely sure, but I’m pretty sure I saw it. While I was at work this morning, I went to the men’s bathroom and took care of some business in a urinal. I was standing there minding my own business when my boss came in and [...]

Three Men in Hell Pot Joke

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question. To he first he said “what was your biggest sin on earth?” and the man replied “Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man” [...]

Funny End of the World Jokes

Here are some of the funny end of the world jokes that we featured on this week’s free comedy podcast #216. To hear us tell these assortment of End of the World jokes, Judgments Day jokes, Armageddon jokes listen to the end of the show. *** On a road through a desert in Arizona, a [...]

Funny Divorce Jokes

Here are some of the funny divorce jokes that we featured on this week’s comedy podcast #215. Listen to the end of the show to hear us tell them. *** This guy called up his lawyer to tell him he was filing for divorce, and the lawyer inquired as to the grounds for the suit.”I’ve [...]