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BEAT THE 7
7 Bad Swine Flu Jokes Found Online

7. Why did swine flu cross the River Grand? A: To get to the United States

6. What’s the difference between swine flu and the regular flu? A: Mexico

5. What is the chief export of Mexico now? A: Swine Flu

4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Swine flue. – I don’t think this is what they had in mind when they signed NAFTA

3. Who said pigs can’t fly? I heard a pig flu into the UNITED STATES!

2. Two blonds girls are walking out of the bar and one of them is telling the other “I Think I had a wine flu”

1. Two buddies are talking and one guy tells the other; I’m worried man….. Why dude? I haven’t seen seen my brother since late Saturday nite when he went home with a pig.

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Let us entertain you with a little My Hyena Christmas Carol entitled, “The Restroom Sign Said Gentlemen”. It was recorded live Dec. 17th during our Christmas Extravaganza podcast.

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Your Mama Joke So Fat…..

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Funny court room jokes, lawyer jokes, judicial humor, law jokes, and other judge related jokes.

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Funny army jokes, soldier jokes, war time jokes, battle jokes, and other military jokes.

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Funny dentist jokes. Funny mouth jokes, teeth jokes, tooth ache jokes, oral jokes, oral surgery jokes, and all other dentist related humor.

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Funny Mr. Potatoe Head Jokes. Funny potatoe jokes, funny spud jokes, funny fries jokes, and all other potatoe head related humor.

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