Funny Tax Jokes: David Letterman’s Top 10 Accountant Pick-up Lines (PART II)

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Today’s Laughing Yoga Meditation: Preparing your taxes can drive you mad with frustration. Talk to others and share your experiences. You may feel better as a result. Just don’t find someone to talk to by using any of David Letterman’s Accountant Pick-up Lines.
5.”You’re entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income…now let’s do it.”
4.”Let’s fill out a 1040 — you’re a 10, and I’m 40.”
3.”You’re the kind of girl I could take home to mother – which is good, since I still live with her.”
2.”Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.”
1.”Nice assets.”

 

(Visit yesterday’s laughing yoga meditation for the #10 through #6.)