Funny Tax Jokes: David Letterman’s Top 10 Accountant Pick-up Lines (PART I)

Today’s Laughing Yoga Meditation: Preparing your taxes can drive you mad with frustration. Talk to others and share your experiences. You may feel better as a result. Just don’t find someone to talk to by using any of David Letterman’s Accountant Pick-up Lines.

10.”You’ve got a lovely pair of W-2’s.”
9.”Please, baby, let me withhold you.”
8.”Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.”
7.”In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m really sexy.’ “
6.”If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?”
(Visit tomorrow for the rest of the top ten.)