Beat Our Seven Cures for Valentine’s Day Woes

Today’s Meditation: Why waste any time or energy worrying about Valentine’s Day? One has to question the sincerity of an expression of love if it is primarily motivated by commercial influence. Instead of fretting, use your energies to make yourself and those around you happier in an authentic way, not just once a year, but everyday of your life.

7. Spend the day with mom.
6. Bathe in a tub of tapioca.
5. Watch Monty Python and the search for the Holy Grail.
4. Spend the day on the slopes naked.
3. Get your best buds and have a LAN party.
2. Watch C-SPAN for the speakers from our government and MST-3K it!
1. Send yourself flowers to be delivered while you’re at work. When your coworkers ask where they came from, say “they came from me! I actually love myself. Where are your flowers?”

What’s your suggestion?