Kids Easter Jokes

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther Bunny!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!