How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
With hare spray!
Why did the bunny go to the dance?
To do the bunny hop!
What kinds of books do bunnies like?
Ones with hoppy endings!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
Because it has four rabbit’s feet!
What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
Went on their bunnymoon!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!
Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots!
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