7. “I wish, I wish, oh yes I wish, I wish and wish all day. My wife, her face, about her face, I wish it really looked better.”
6. “Rolling hills of Ireland, I love your big green plains. Upon my girl, threw me for a whirl, twas a mole shaped like a baby.”
5. “Oh what a day, like Saint Patty’s day, we all head to the bar. We laugh and drink, and laugh some more and next you know you’re on the floor.”
4. “Drrrrrrrrink! Drrrrrrrrink! Drrrrrrrrink some more. I say this ain’t a bore! Lift up your mugs, give everyone hugs, a slap, AND SCORE!”
3. “I wish I was a brew-er, ’cause then i’d make my beer. On second thought, its best i’m not, i’d never come home for supper.”
2. ” ‘Tween Sham-rocks and beer, I would prefer a beer. Unless my luck was not bad luck, i’d bet to win more beer!”
1. “Was rushing home quickly from work, when I saw a lovely fair girl. I look and she winked at me cutely, thought I was on top of the world. That lovely fair girl, her eyes, her hair, that lovely fair girl with the curls. I started to run to her quickly, oh gosh its a guy not a girl!”
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