7 Alternative Names for “Fat Tuesday” – Funny Jokes: “5. The day before I call in sick…”

25 February 2006 by HumorMD, 11 Comments

Beat The 7 Funny 1-liner Comedy Contest

7 Alternative Names for “Fat Tuesday”

7. Husky Tuesday
6. Low Carb Tuesday
5. The day before I call in sick
4. Back Door Wednesday
3. TGI the day I flash for beads
2. Monday’s Bitch
1. Big-boned Tuesday

This weeks winner… Joe from California with, “Plump Before Hump Day!”

*Note, this is a repost of a contest from 2006.

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11 Responses to “7 Alternative Names for “Fat Tuesday” – Funny Jokes: “5. The day before I call in sick…””

Dave 27 February 2007 at 6:19 pm #

BBW Tuesday

-Dave from Colorado
Peter 27 February 2007 at 6:23 pm #

I-guess-I’m-not-getting-laid-this-year-either Tuesday.

- Peter
Shawn 27 February 2007 at 6:25 pm #

bead collectin’ day

- Shawn from CA
Amy 27 February 2007 at 6:26 pm #

Two Ton Tanker Tuesday

-Amy from MA
Paul 27 February 2007 at 6:29 pm #

Stroke Day

- Paul from NY
Lala 27 February 2007 at 6:32 pm #

Pillsbury Dow Tuesday

Slim Slow Tuesday as opposed to Slim Fast Tuesday

Have you called Jenny Wednesday

- Lala from Mass
Alexander 27 February 2007 at 6:35 pm #

Exploding Mountains of Steamy Lard Tuesday

- Alexander from NY
Doug 27 February 2007 at 6:37 pm #

Skinny Thursday’s ugly cousin

- Dough from NH
Jacob 27 February 2007 at 6:42 pm #

Bed Ridden Tuesday

- Jacob from CA
GoldLeaf 27 February 2007 at 6:44 pm #

FatHead Blues Day

- GoldLeaf from Colorado
Sidney 27 February 2007 at 6:46 pm #

Foreplay for Hump Day

- Sidney from Washington