7 Alternative Names for “Fat Tuesday” – Funny Jokes: “5. The day before I call in sick…”

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7 Alternative Names for “Fat Tuesday”
7. Husky Tuesday
6. Low Carb Tuesday
5. The day before I call in sick
4. Back Door Wednesday
3. TGI the day I flash for beads
2. Monday’s Bitch
1. Big-boned Tuesday
This weeks winner… Joe from California with, “Plump Before Hump Day!”
*Note, this is a repost of a contest from 2006.


BBW Tuesday
-Dave from Colorado
I-guess-I’m-not-getting-laid-this-year-either Tuesday.
- Peter
bead collectin’ day
- Shawn from CA
Two Ton Tanker Tuesday
-Amy from MA
Stroke Day
- Paul from NY
Pillsbury Dow Tuesday
Slim Slow Tuesday as opposed to Slim Fast Tuesday
Have you called Jenny Wednesday
- Lala from Mass
Exploding Mountains of Steamy Lard Tuesday
- Alexander from NY
Skinny Thursday’s ugly cousin
- Dough from NH
Bed Ridden Tuesday
- Jacob from CA
FatHead Blues Day
- GoldLeaf from Colorado
Foreplay for Hump Day
- Sidney from Washington