7 Alternative Names for “Fat Tuesday” – Funny Jokes: “5. The day before I call in sick…”

Beat The 7 Funny 1-liner Comedy Contest 

7 Alternative Names for “Fat Tuesday”         
 
7. Husky Tuesday
6. Low Carb Tuesday
5. The day before I call in sick
4. Back Door Wednesday
3. TGI the day I flash for beads
2. Monday’s Bitch
1. Big-boned Tuesday

This weeks winner… Joe from California with, “Plump Before Hump Day!”

*Note, this is a repost of a contest from 2006.

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