7 Alternative Names for “Fat Tuesday” – Funny Jokes: “5. The day before I call in sick…”

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7 Alternative Names for “Fat Tuesday”         
 
7. Husky Tuesday
6. Low Carb Tuesday
5. The day before I call in sick
4. Back Door Wednesday
3. TGI the day I flash for beads
2. Monday’s Bitch
1. Big-boned Tuesday

This weeks winner… Joe from California with, “Plump Before Hump Day!”

*Note, this is a repost of a contest from 2006.


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11 Responses to “ 7 Alternative Names for “Fat Tuesday” – Funny Jokes: “5. The day before I call in sick…” ”

  1. BBW Tuesday

    -Dave from Colorado

  2. I-guess-I’m-not-getting-laid-this-year-either Tuesday.

    - Peter

  3. bead collectin’ day

    - Shawn from CA

  4. Two Ton Tanker Tuesday

    -Amy from MA

  5. Stroke Day

    - Paul from NY

  6. Pillsbury Dow Tuesday

    Slim Slow Tuesday as opposed to Slim Fast Tuesday

    Have you called Jenny Wednesday

    - Lala from Mass

  7. Exploding Mountains of Steamy Lard Tuesday

    - Alexander from NY

  8. Skinny Thursday’s ugly cousin

    - Dough from NH

  9. Bed Ridden Tuesday

    - Jacob from CA

  10. FatHead Blues Day

    - GoldLeaf from Colorado

  11. Foreplay for Hump Day

    - Sidney from Washington

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