7. Why did swine flu cross the River Grand? A: To get to the United States

6. What’s the difference between swine flu and the regular flu? A: Mexico

5. What is the chief export of Mexico now? A: Swine Flu

4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Swine flue. – I don’t think this is what they had in mind when they signed NAFTA

3. Who said pigs can’t fly? I heard a pig flu into the UNITED STATES!

2. Two blonds girls are walking out of the bar and one of them is telling the other “I Think I had a wine flu”

1. Two buddies are talking and one guy tells the other; I’m worried man….. Why dude? I haven’t seen seen my brother since late Saturday nite when he went home with a pig.

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