MyHyena.com Comedy Staff

MATT HARVEY – Editor
Matt proudly serves as Editor of MyHyena.com, as part of an arrangement he has worked out to “repay his debt to society”, as they say in the industry. Matt has direct writing experience working in the Exotics department of a well-known greeting card company, where he developed cards for the specific “Backwoods Hillbilly” and “Washed-up Celebrity” markets. He is an award-winning screenwriter and frequent contributor to such diverse periodicals as Modern Whale Harpooner and the well-regarded Amish Tango Dancer Monthly. Matt’s interests include a love of classic films and listening to the sound of his own voice.

MARK HARVEY – Staff Writer
After a short lived career in the Merchant Marine, aboard the SS Sake Bomb (where he set the single season record for flogging), Mark embarked on a exciting career as a feared and effective pirate, sailing the Seven Seas. However, he realized that no matter how successful one may be in this field, a pirate’s retirement plan eventually results in hanging. Mark jumped ship near the shores of Bangkok and now runs My Hyena’s Southeast Asian bureau with an iron fist. Mark’s hobbies include treasure and booty hunting and chasing the dragon.

DAVE LEON – Staff Writer
Dave, a kindergarten dropout, moved to Skull Island and became a personal assistant to King Kong, warning him of impending attacks from the island's natives and telling him where to find the white women. After his return to the United States (he was taking a nap in Kong's fur when the big ape was captured), he spent some time traveling around the U.S. before finally settling in a home near Lake Titicaca (just because he liked the name). He has since set up shop in Newfoundland where he runs the My Hyena "Newfie" Bureau. In his spare time, he writes music. His most recent hit was a song he wrote for Britney Spears about his travels entitled "I'm Not an Icelander, Not Yet a Canadian." There are reports that the little floozy changed the title of the song, but as of yet, there has been no confirmation.

When visiting from Newfoundland, Dave spends time with his wife Jen and their pets Albert, Chip, Bogart and Gunther in San Jose, California.

CHRIS PISCITELLI – Staff Writer

Chris was formed from a strange glowing substance which fell to Earth over a thousand years ago. Immortal, immoral, and nigh invulnerable to physical and psychological attack, he whiles away the millennia eating jelly beans, committing mail fraud and master-minding subtle acts of sabotage on the hospitality, food service and customer service industries through the cunning use of a trained army of Alabama Farting Pigeons.

As a front for his nefarious and unseemly acts, he is married to a school teacher, works a crappy office job in the bowels of Silicon Valley, owns real estate, and constantly cleans up after a cat and dog of roughly the same size which evacuate their bodily contents from ever possible orifice onto every possible surface on an abnormally regular basis.

He is the My Hyena Bureau Chief for Insignificant European Countries, and keeps offices in Andorra, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Malta, Monaco, San Marino, and the atheist sector of Vatican City.

BRIAN BULLOCK – Staff Writer

Several years ago, Brian fell through a wormhole that opened up in his
Laz-e-Boy recliner, ending roughly 12,000 years in the past. It was an age of
shining kingdoms, and Brian took the opportunity to indulge in pastimes typically
frowned upon in the modern era: thieving, wenching, frequenting grog houses, and
treading the jewled thrones of the earth under his sandaled feet.

After a few years spent terrorizing the past he seized the throne of a king he had
recently beheaded. As Brian was about to sit down and bask in the adulation of his new subjects, another wormhole openened in his throne and he ended up in his own time face down in a mud puddle, which is hell to get out of a fur loincloth.

In lieu of a kingdom, Brian took control of the Hyena Midwest Bureau. He spends his
time amassing comic books and leaping headfirst into any recliner he sees.

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