Funny Dirty Adult Easter Joke: Boiling Eggs

Today’s Meditation: In celebration of Black Sabbath, ruminate on the following insightful dirty adult meditation and see if you can’t gain a little more appreciation for the real meaning of Easter. Q. What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? A. It might take me awhile to get hard cause I just got laid by some chick....

Funny Easter Jokes for Kids Part II

Today’s Meditation: Sometimes the real meaning of Easter get’s lost in popular cultural traditions. This Easter, it may be beneficial to remember what Easter is really all about…eggs and bunnies. Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A.  He was having a bad hare day! Q. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? A.  It might crack up! Q. What did one colored egg say to the other? A.  Heard any good yolks lately? Q. How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? A.  Only one because after that, it’s not empty! Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? A.  With a hare...

Kids Easter Jokes

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies! How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? EGG-xercise and HARE-robics! What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny! Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken! Knock knock Who’s there? Esther Esther who? Esther Bunny! How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one – after that it’s not empty any more! Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack...

Dirty Easter Jokes

One of the more common dirty Easter jokes is “Why You Wouldn’t Want To Be An Easter Egg”. The points in this joke can be both numerous and infinitely variable. Here are some of the less dirty, dirty reasons you wouldn’t want to be an Easter egg. You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes you three minutes to get hard. You get tossed in the garbage when they’re finished with...

Funny Easter Jokes

How does Easter end? With the letter R! What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana! How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs (X) marks the spot! How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade? He said it was eggs-cellent! How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot! What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny! What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail! Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose? Because the powder puff is on the other end! How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare plane! How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat? With a hare brush! What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you! How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses? How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a...

Some Short Easter Jokes

How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good? With hare spray! Why did the bunny go to the dance? To do the bunny hop! What kinds of books do bunnies like? Ones with hoppy endings! Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? Because it has four rabbit’s feet! What did the rabbits do after their wedding? Went on their bunnymoon! Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day! Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after! Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs! Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken! What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit? An elephant who never forgets to eat his...

7 phrases heard at Easter Egg hunts

7. Hey! I was incubating that egg! 6. No, no, no. “Finding” eggs in the neighbors fridge is not “finding” eggs. 5. Hey! I got one! You did a great job hiding this one in that tree under that bird! 4. Ahem, you paint your eggs not eat them! 3. What do I win if I shoot ‘em all? 2. Look! The Easter Bunny is laying eggs! 1. Check this out! Jessica Rabbit is laying...