Funny Easter Jokes for Kids Part II

Today’s Meditation: Sometimes the real meaning of Easter get’s lost in popular cultural traditions. This Easter, it may be beneficial to remember what Easter is really all about…eggs and bunnies. Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A.  He was having a bad hare day! Q. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? A.  It might crack up! Q. What did one colored egg say to the other? A.  Heard any good yolks lately? Q. How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? A.  Only one because after that, it’s not empty! Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? A.  With a hare...

Kids Easter Jokes

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies! How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? EGG-xercise and HARE-robics! What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny! Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken! Knock knock Who’s there? Esther Esther who? Esther Bunny! How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one – after that it’s not empty any more! Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack...

Chinese New Years Jokes

Learning Chinese That’s not right…………………………….Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive?……………Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me asap………………………………..Kum Hia Nao Stupid man………………………………….Dum Gai Small horse…………………………………Tai Ni Po Ni It’s very dark in here………………………Wai So Dim? I thought you were on a diet…………….Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow-away zone………………….No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week……Wai Yu Kum Nao? Staying out of sight……………………….Lei Ying Lo How to Tell If  You’re Chinese: Your dad is some sort of engineer. You ask your parents for help on one maths problem and 2 hours later, they’re still lecturing. You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry. Everybody thinks you’re “Chinese” no matter what part of Asia your ancestors are/were from. You drive mostly Japanese cars. At least once, you’ve started a joke with the phrase: “Confucius said….” You know what bok choy is. Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Chinese, like the ever so popular: ching cha wa woo bok chi ping …. Your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin. At least one member in your family wears black wire/plastic framed glasses. Your parents say, “Calculus?!! I took calculus in the 8th grade!!!” Everybody thinks you know karate/tae kwon do. Your parents’ vocabulary is filled w/ “Ai-yah” and “Wah’s”. You never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork, or any other imitation Chinese food. You learned the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents. People see a bunch of scribbles on a pair of chopsticks and they ask you to translate the funny Chinese words. You...

Funny End of the World Jokes

Here are some of the funny end of the world jokes that we featured on this week’s free comedy podcast #216. To hear us tell these assortment of End of the World jokes, Judgments Day jokes, Armageddon jokes listen to the end of the show. *** On a road through a desert in Arizona, a preacher named Nathaniel Evans walked every day, preaching to the many people who roared past in their cars. “Repent, the End of the World is Near!” he yelled. One day, as he was walking, he came to a big lever in the middle of nowhere, just by the side of the road. It had a sign next to it that read, “Pull this to end the world” Nathaniel saw this as the perfect spot for him to preach, and soon many automobiles were parked nearby. All was well, until there were so many people, and so many cars, that the road was nearly blocked. Then a big 18-wheel rig came down the highway, and couldn’t stop in time. The driver had a choice: run over Nathaniel, or run over the Lever. As the driver later explained to the Highway Patrol, he had no choice. Pointing to the red smear on the road that used to be Nathaniel Evans, he said, “Better Nate than Lever.” *** A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of their sudden death. The leader of the discussion said, ” We will all die some day, and none of us really know when, but if we did we would all do a better job of preparing ourselves for that...

Funny Divorce Jokes

Here are some of the funny divorce jokes that we featured on this week’s comedy podcast #215. Listen to the end of the show to hear us tell them. *** This guy called up his lawyer to tell him he was filing for divorce, and the lawyer inquired as to the grounds for the suit.”I’ve got grounds, all right,” sputtered the irate husband. “Can you believe my wife told me I’m a lousy lover?””That’s why you’re suing?” pursued his lawyer. “Of course not. I’m suing because she knows the difference.” *** “A recently divorced cowboy, who was wearing new, ill-fitting boots that he’d bought on sale, met an old friend at a singles party. While they were sitting down, sampling the pot luck, the friend heard the story of the breakup and asked, “Why did you divorce her? Mary was pretty and we all knew she was a good cook and housekeeper. Did she step out on you?” “No, I can’t give you a reason,” he said to his pal, as he removed his boots and gave a sigh of relief. “Maybe she was like these boots: fine-looking, loyal, and a good worker, but to look at them you couldn’t tell how much they hurt me.” *** Jill went to the bank and applied for a loan. “I want a loan, I’m going to divorce my husband.” “Oh, we don’t give loans for divorces” the manager says, “We make loans for appliances, automobiles, businesses, home improvements….” Jill interrupts and says, “Well, this is certainly a ‘Home Improvement.” *** “Marriage is a strange phenomenon that happens to human beings. And the best part...

Beat The Seven: 7 Bad Fast Food Ideas

Based on the news that taco bell will be offering a new taco made from a Doritos taco shell, here are our top 7 Bad Fast Food Ideas that we’re sure you can easily beat. 7. Cheesy Churro – Churro with a cheesy center. 6. Ice Cream Cereal – Kids love ice cream, so why not freeze your cereal and milk overnight, for a morning frozen delight. 5. Ketchup Pizza – Don’t let the red coloring fool you. 4. Twinkie Burger – Why get a whole wheat bun when you can get cream filled yellow sponges. 3. Roadkill Dog – Could mustard and relish make this more delectable? Don’t think so. 2. Liver Bacon Nuggets – Only available at your local McJackal’s. 1. Wasco – Who ever thought about a taco with wasabi? — We did. That’s who. Can you beat our...

Funny Easter Jokes

How does Easter end? With the letter R! What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana! How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs (X) marks the spot! How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade? He said it was eggs-cellent! How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot! What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny! What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail! Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose? Because the powder puff is on the other end! How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare plane! How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat? With a hare brush! What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you! How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses? How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a...

Funny Joke: 7 BAD SWINE FLU JOKES FOUND ONLINE

BEAT THE 7 7 Bad Swine Flu Jokes Found Online 7. Why did swine flu cross the River Grand? A: To get to the United States 6. What’s the difference between swine flu and the regular flu? A: Mexico 5. What is the chief export of Mexico now? A: Swine Flu 4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Swine flue. – I don’t think this is what they had in mind when they signed NAFTA 3. Who said pigs can’t fly? I heard a pig flu into the UNITED STATES! 2. Two blonds girls are walking out of the bar and one of them is telling the other “I Think I had a wine flu” 1. Two buddies are talking and one guy tells the other; I’m worried man….. Why dude? I haven’t seen seen my brother since late Saturday nite when he went home with a pig. Think ya got a punchline that can beat it? Type in your response below or click on BEAT THE 7 and check MyHyena.com next week to see who BEAT THE...