Funny Dirty Adult Easter Joke: Boiling Eggs

Today’s Meditation: In celebration of Black Sabbath, ruminate on the following insightful dirty adult meditation and see if you can’t gain a little more appreciation for the real meaning of Easter. Q. What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? A. It might take me awhile to get hard cause I just got laid by some chick....

Funny Easter Jokes for Kids Part II

Today’s Meditation: Sometimes the real meaning of Easter get’s lost in popular cultural traditions. This Easter, it may be beneficial to remember what Easter is really all about…eggs and bunnies. Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A.  He was having a bad hare day! Q. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? A.  It might crack up! Q. What did one colored egg say to the other? A.  Heard any good yolks lately? Q. How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? A.  Only one because after that, it’s not empty! Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? A.  With a hare...

Funny Tax Jokes: Unusual Tax Deductions

Today’s Laughing Yoga Meditation: The owner of a small sandwich shop was being questioned by the IRS about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $100,000 for the year. “Why don’t you people leave me alone?” the shop owner said. “I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is only closed three days a year. And you want to know how I made $100,000?” “It’s not your income that bothers us,” the IRS agent said. “It’s these deductions. You listed six trips to the Bahamas for you and your wife.” “Oh, that,” the owner said smiling. “I forgot to tell you – we also...

Funny Tax Jokes: David Letterman’s Top 10 Accountant Pick-up Lines (PART II)

Today’s Laughing Yoga Meditation: Preparing your taxes can drive you mad with frustration. Talk to others and share your experiences. You may feel better as a result. Just don’t find someone to talk to by using any of David Letterman’s Accountant Pick-up Lines. 5.”You’re entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income…now let’s do it.” 4.”Let’s fill out a 1040 — you’re a 10, and I’m 40.” 3.”You’re the kind of girl I could take home to mother – which is good, since I still live with her.” 2.”Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.” 1.”Nice assets.”   (Visit yesterday’s laughing yoga meditation for the #10 through...

Funny Tax Jokes: David Letterman’s Top 10 Accountant Pick-up Lines (PART I)

Today’s Laughing Yoga Meditation: Preparing your taxes can drive you mad with frustration. Talk to others and share your experiences. You may feel better as a result. Just don’t find someone to talk to by using any of David Letterman’s Accountant Pick-up Lines. 10.”You’ve got a lovely pair of W-2’s.” 9.”Please, baby, let me withhold you.” 8.”Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.” 7.”In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m really sexy.’ “ 6.”If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?” (Visit tomorrow for the rest of the top...