Mermaids – Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

Mermaids
Flight Of The Conchords
Series One – Episode Nine – What Goes On Tour

Jemaine : Uh-Ah
Bret : Uh-Ah
Both : Uh-Ah Uh-Uh

Both : Mermaid
Jemaine : Mermaid
Bret : Mermaid
Jemaine : Mermaid
Both : Mermaid
Bret : Mermaid
Jemaine : Mermaid
Both : Mermaid
Both : Mermaid Mermaid
Jemaine : Mermaid
Bret : Mermaid

Mermaid murmured into my ear
The answers to questions
Im longing to hear.
Does it relax you to hear the sound of the land?
Do you, a mermaid, have slightly webbed hands?
ewww
(AH AH AH)

Is it normal for a guy to wear a scuba apparatus when he makes love in the sea?
Make love to me.
Would it be weird for you
If I touched your fishy half?
I know it would for me

AH AH AH AH WA-EH-EH-AH WA-EH-EH-AH
AH AH AH AH OH-O-O-O OH-O-O-O

Do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea?
Am I invited?
(AHHH)
At these mermaid parties do you smoke seaweed?
If so, then how do you light it?
(OOO)
Are you the answer to a drunken sailors lonely wish?
Wish wish wish
Or are you an optical illusion caused by a woman sitting on a rock
Holding half a fish?
Half a sexy fish

AH AH AH AH WA-EH-EH-AH WA-EH-EH-AH
AH AH AH AH OH-O-O-O OH-O-O-O OHHHH

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