Albi – Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

Albi The Racist Dragon
Flight Of The Conchords
Series One – Episode Seven – Drive By

In the Marmalade forest ((forest))
Between the make believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage
Lives Albie ((Albie))
Albie ((Albie))
Albie the Racist Dragon

Part Six

And so all of the villagers chased Albie the racist dragon, into a very cold and very scary cave.
It was so dark and so scary in there that Albie began to cry.
Dragon tears, which as we all know turn into jellybeans!
Just then, he felt a tiny hand on his tail, and he turned around and who should it be, but the badly burned Albanian boy from the day before.
What are you doing?
I thought I killed you, Yesterday!
Grumbled Albie, quite racistly.

No! No Albie, you didnt kill me
with your dragon flames. I crawled
to safety, but I was left very badly
disfigured.
Laughed the boy.
Why are you crying, Albie?

Well, all the villagers chased me into
this scary cave. I think its because Im soooo racist.
Get your hand off my tail. Youll make it dirty.

They didnt chase you here because of
your racism. They chased me here too when I became all disfigured like this. They just dont like us because because were different to them.

And at that Albie cried a single tear which turned into a jellybean all the colors of the rainbow!
And suddenly Albie wasnt racist anymore!

So they sat in the cave ((The cave)) and ate bubblegum pie ((YUM!))
Albie the racist ((Albie the racist))
Albie the racist ((Well, not anymore))
Dragon…

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