Pot Jokes

Three Men in Hell Pot Joke

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question. To he first he said “what was your biggest sin on earth?” and the man replied “Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man” [...]

More Short Pot Jokes

Q: What do you call a person who remembers what they did at woodstock ? A: A Liar. Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt? A: A pot hole! Q: What is Reality? A: An illusion caused by a lack of good weed. A stoner called the fire department [...]

TV in the Window Pot Joke

A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, “How much for that TV set in the window?” The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, “I don’t sell stuff to potheads.” So the stoner tells the owner that he’ll quit toking and will come back the [...]

Short Pot Jokes

Q: What do a bad football team and a pothead have in common? A: They both get blitzed! Q: How do you hide money from a hippie? A: Put it under the soap. Q: How many Stoners does it take to change a light bulb A: Who cares man, its to bright in here anyway! [...]

Stoner at a Party Pot Joke

A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home. One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says “Call me an ambulance!” The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, “You’re an ambulance!”