Easter Jokes

Kids Easter Jokes

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies! How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? EGG-xercise and HARE-robics! What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny! Why did the Easter egg hide? He [...]

Dirty Easter Jokes

One of the more common dirty Easter jokes is “Why You Wouldn’t Want To Be An Easter Egg”. The points in this joke can be both numerous and infinitely variable. Here are some of the less dirty, dirty reasons you wouldn’t want to be an Easter egg. You only get laid once. You only get [...]

Funny Easter Jokes

How does Easter end? With the letter R! What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana! How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs (X) marks the spot! How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade? He said it was eggs-cellent! How do you catch the Easter [...]

Some Short Easter Jokes

How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good? With hare spray! Why did the bunny go to the dance? To do the bunny hop! What kinds of books do bunnies like? Ones with hoppy endings! Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? Because it has four rabbit’s feet! What did the [...]

7 phrases heard at Easter Egg hunts

7. Hey! I was incubating that egg! 6. No, no, no. “Finding” eggs in the neighbors fridge is not “finding” eggs. 5. Hey! I got one! You did a great job hiding this one in that tree under that bird!

FUNNY EASTER ONE-LINERS JOKES

Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.  Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight? Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?    What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other [...]