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Kids Easter Jokes

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies! How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? EGG-xercise and HARE-robics! What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny! Why did the Easter egg hide? He [...]

Chinese New Years Jokes

Learning Chinese That’s not right…………………………….Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive?……………Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me asap………………………………..Kum Hia Nao Stupid man………………………………….Dum Gai Small horse…………………………………Tai Ni Po Ni It’s very dark in here………………………Wai So Dim? I thought you were on a diet…………….Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow-away zone………………….No Pah King Our meeting is [...]

Funny End of the World Jokes

Here are some of the funny end of the world jokes that we featured on this week’s free comedy podcast #216. To hear us tell these assortment of End of the World jokes, Judgments Day jokes, Armageddon jokes listen to the end of the show. *** On a road through a desert in Arizona, a [...]

Funny Divorce Jokes

Here are some of the funny divorce jokes that we featured on this week’s comedy podcast #215. Listen to the end of the show to hear us tell them. *** This guy called up his lawyer to tell him he was filing for divorce, and the lawyer inquired as to the grounds for the suit.”I’ve [...]

Funny Video: Dog Nursing a Raccoon

Two points. First, I thought humans were the only animals that drank the milk of another species. Two, listen carefully to the “banter” the tv folks have at the end. Did the dude really think dogs and raccoons do the dirty dance together? You’re watching Surrogate Mama – ‘Morning Express’. See the Web’s top videos [...]

Beat The Seven: 7 Bad Fast Food Ideas

Based on the news that taco bell will be offering a new taco made from a Doritos taco shell, here are our top 7 Bad Fast Food Ideas that we’re sure you can easily beat. 7. Cheesy Churro – Churro with a cheesy center. 6. Ice Cream Cereal – Kids love ice cream, so why [...]

Funny Easter Jokes

How does Easter end? With the letter R! What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana! How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs (X) marks the spot! How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade? He said it was eggs-cellent! How do you catch the Easter [...]

Funny Joke: 7 BAD SWINE FLU JOKES FOUND ONLINE

BEAT THE 7 7 Bad Swine Flu Jokes Found Online 7. Why did swine flu cross the River Grand? A: To get to the United States 6. What’s the difference between swine flu and the regular flu? A: Mexico 5. What is the chief export of Mexico now? A: Swine Flu 4. Knock, knock. Who’s [...]

Some Short Easter Jokes

How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good? With hare spray! Why did the bunny go to the dance? To do the bunny hop! What kinds of books do bunnies like? Ones with hoppy endings! Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? Because it has four rabbit’s feet! What did the [...]

The Restroom Sign Said Gentlemen – Funny Christmas Carol

Let us entertain you with a little My Hyena Christmas Carol entitled, “The Restroom Sign Said Gentlemen”. It was recorded live Dec. 17th during our Christmas Extravaganza podcast. Download or Play Below: