One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says ‘Sorry honey, I’ve got a gynocologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.’ The husband feels rejected and turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife [...]
The old couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, ‘Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting at this same breakfast table together.’ ‘I know,’ the old man said. ‘We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird, too .’ ‘Well,’ Granny [...]
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for many years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk [...]
Here are a few funny “Dear Abbey” Letters. Hope they bring a smile to your face like they did ours: Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together [...]
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, ‘Ma’am, I’m so sorry, but if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.’ Without batting an eye, [...]
One of the more common dirty Easter jokes is “Why You Wouldn’t Want To Be An Easter Egg”. The points in this joke can be both numerous and infinitely variable. Here are some of the less dirty, dirty reasons you wouldn’t want to be an Easter egg. You only get laid once. You only get [...]
Yes, that’s right. Listen to this edition of the Great American Joke-Off as the Jackal and Big Daddy rattle off funny and not so funny bra jokes. Download or Play Below:
Funny pregnancy jokes, child birth jokes, nursing jokes, breast milk jokes, labor jokes, baby shower jokes and other pregnant humor from the Humor Healing Hour episode #49. Download or Play Below:
20 REASONS WHY A QUICKIE BEATS MARATHON SEX 1. No repetitive-stress injuries. 2. Knocks out insomnia faster than two tabs of Tylenol PM and a Bud tallboy. 3. Two words: less sweat. 4. On deadline? No problem!
Are you a TRUE BEANER??? If you can fit four riders on the bench seat of a pickup, while in the back twelve are standing up. You are a Beaner. If you can run, ride a llegua, and play futbol all while wearing chanclas, Beaner status!!