Why did the Oakland Raiders fire Dennis Allen?
Did you hear the news today?
The Raiders fired their coach, D.A.
Though aside from the name,
The story is the same.
(So, why did the Oakland Raiders fire Dennis Allen?)
The team gets excited for a brand new head guy
to lead them back, a return to excellence and former glory.
Then the coach says so long, sayonara, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
before any Oakland Raider winning season ever headlines a story.
(So, why did the Oakland Raiders fire Dennis Allen?)
So why was Dennis Allen let go just like Jackson, Cable, Kiffin, and Shell;
Like Turner, Callahan, Bugel, and White?
Why was Allan canned right after arriving from his European flight?
Because the team reeked worse
than the filthy anus of your childhood dog named Lucky.
Because his team played like the teams before his;
They played hella sucky…
Sucky, sucky, sucky.
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