Funny Tax Jokes: Unusual Tax Deductions

Today’s Laughing Yoga Meditation: The owner of a small sandwich shop was being questioned by the IRS about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $100,000 for the year.

“Why don’t you people leave me alone?” the shop owner said. “I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is only closed three days a year. And you want to know how I made $100,000?”

“It’s not your income that bothers us,” the IRS agent said. “It’s these deductions. You listed six trips to the Bahamas for you and your wife.”

“Oh, that,” the owner said smiling. “I forgot to tell you – we also deliver.”