Oral Inspection

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband
starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and
says ‘Sorry honey, I’ve got a gynocologist appointment
tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.’

The husband feels rejected and turns over. A few minutes
later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. ‘Do you
have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?’

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