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Farmers' Market attracts a younger crowd, which means you now also have to avoid crashing tricycles [Florida]
Florida [link] [4 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 11:22 pm
Argentine train slams into the end of the line, and that's what it was for 49 passengers [Sad]
Sad [link] [6 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 11:21 pm
"Doofus" atheist in 'zombie Muhammed' costume is assaulted [Obvious]
Obvious [link] [27 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 11:20 pm
Flight attendant: "No one gets off this plane until I get the last missing video screen back" [Amusing]
Amusing [link] [7 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 11:18 pm
Fark Party in Asheville, NC area on Saturday at 7:30 [FarkParty]
FarkParty [link] [11 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 11:16 pm
Did your eight-year-old sit on his passport and bend its RFID chip? Did you not keep the passport nice and shiny no matter how often you travel? Sucks to be you, citizen. Your ankles. Grab them [Asinine]
Asinine [link] [44 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 11:08 pm
Will Smith playing Nintendo in a backwards hat, on a zebra rug, wearing Nike Airs and Zubaz pants, with a Mariah Carey CD on the ground--and 47 other pictures that perfectly capture the 90s [Amusing]
Amusing [link] [52 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 11:01 pm
For only $8000, you can be cured of your porn addiction by being taken into the desert with no computer or cell phone, and forced to exercise, eat healthy food, and talk about your feelings. This is not relevant to my interests [Stupid]
Stupid [link] [29 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 10:55 pm
Suggest a name for Regina Saskatchewan's new Lingerie Football League team [Survey]
Survey [link] [59 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 10:54 pm
France gets rid of "Mademoiselle" and other "sexist" words because they reveal marital status. Still looking for words to reveal status of regular bathing [Amusing]
Amusing [link] [12 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 10:51 pm
Spitzer finds buckyballs in space. What Eliot Spitzer was doing in space to begin with, we'll never know [Spiffy]
Spiffy [link] [12 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 10:42 pm
FBI forced to dump hundreds of pages of "training documents" on Islam after discovering that they were training gems like "Mohammed was a cult leader" and "devout Muslims have been violent for hundreds of years" [Dumbass]
Dumbass [link] [68 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 10:31 pm
"Dear Dan Savage, Should I go ahead and divorce my fantastic wife of 23 years now because gay marriage is going to destroy it eventually anyway?" - Tony From Wasilla [Amusing]
Amusing [link] [43 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 10:29 pm
Explosive exchange over Del Taco toilet leaves man with broken arm [Stupid]
Stupid [link] [6 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 10:26 pm
Once Upon a Time in Tehran: Photos of a swinging Iran when the skirts were short, the dance was the twist, and America wasn't Enemy No. 1 [Sad]
Sad [link] [91 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 10:24 pm
I don't know what's worse: An elected official joking about putting Obama in jail, or the fact that he freely admits he ripped the joke off from Jay Leno [Stupid]
Stupid [link] [19 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 10:15 pm
You know it's a slow news day in York, PA one of the lead stories is: With the mild weather, some homeowners already thinking about mowing [Silly]
Silly [link] [5 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 10:13 pm
Those faster-than-light neutrinos? Yeah, they used the same technique your boss uses to avoid paying overtime [Followup]
Followup [link] [50 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 9:47 pm
Cash strapped Italy sells its lighthouses. Will no longer get +1 food from water tiles [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [47 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 9:41 pm
If you've always wanted to live in your very own historic firehouse, today's your lucky day. Fire/stripper pole not included [Cool]
Cool [link] [33 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 9:38 pm
Over 40 years before the Jetsons and flying cars, the people of 1919 NYC were planning circular runways around Manhattan for commuters' personal airplanes [Amusing]
Amusing [link] [37 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 9:09 pm
Photoshop this solo singer on a small stage [Photoshop]
Photoshop [link] [28 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 9:00 pm
And a hearty congratulations to Stephen Brewster of Sarasota, who is happily celebrating his 40th anniversary. What's that? Oh, I'm sorry. His 40th arrest [Florida]
Florida [link] [20 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 8:58 pm
Henry Tang, one of the leading candidates for Hong Kong's Chief Executive spot, admits that, OK, maybe he *does* have a secret underground palace -- but it's only because his wife did it. How very savant of him. I'm convinced [Fail]
Fail [link] [35 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 8:54 pm
Please enter deposit amount. Insert envelope when ready. Do not deposit coins, or baggies full of white powder [Dumbass]
Dumbass [link] [4 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 8:53 pm
Four more people who couldn't run as fast as an Italian sea captain found [Sad]
Sad [link] [40 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 8:51 pm
Erratic cab drivers cashing in on $100 vomit fee [Asinine]
Asinine [link] [18 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 8:51 pm
Add "burning palm fronds" to the "things that should not be done indoors" list [Dumbass]
Dumbass [link] [8 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 8:42 pm
Man arrested for setting his mouse on fire. And no, that's not a typo. However apparently it is news [Weird]
Weird [link] [39 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 8:29 pm
Where is the worst place to bake meth? c) in front of the most secure nuclear complex in the world [Amusing]
Amusing [link] [49 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 8:10 pm
Ugly ass baby squirrel monkey born at Virginia Zoo. Not sure how I feel about squirrels with opposable thumbs [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [17 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 8:08 pm
Live morning show report on gas prices interrupted when car and cab crash behind reporter. Two drivers that won't have to worry about gas prices anymore. With video of unfazed reporter [Florida]
Florida [link] [42 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 7:59 pm
Church to Ash Wednesday parishioners: Would you like fries with your penitence? [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [20 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 7:52 pm
With all other crime taken care of, Rio de Janeiro takes aim at Carnival urinators. Fark: The first part of that sentence is actually close to being pretty accurate [Weird]
Weird [link] [23 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 7:48 pm
If you forgot your YouPorn login & password, not to worry. It's now posted online [Amusing]
Amusing [link] [94 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 7:37 pm
Mark Cuban saves St. Patrick's Day parade. "I just thought it was fair that other people should be able to kill as many brain cells on Greenville Avenue as I have in my life" [Spiffy]
Spiffy [link] [26 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 7:24 pm
Germany told to stop lopping off sex offenders' balls [Misc]
Misc [link] [117 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 6:34 pm
Meet the cat bounty hunter: For $80, she'll coax your cat out of a corner and into a crate [Amusing]
Amusing [link] [85 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 6:15 pm
Pirate posing with random teens at Mardi Gras celebration is accidentally stabbed with his own knife [Florida]
Florida [link] [38 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 5:48 pm
Newspaper employee stakes out vending machine, saves newspaper at least $12 [Hero]
Hero [link] [74 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 5:47 pm
Yeah, we'd like to help with your life and death emergency, but all the police are currently tied up with the OWS Berkely protest. Please try to not get killed until we can leave these silly kids alone for a few minutes [Sad]
Sad [link] [206 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 5:45 pm
Man found dead at Amtrak station. Officials investigating whether he was hit by train, or just died waiting [Obvious]
Obvious [link] [32 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 5:37 pm
Unpasteurized milk, which many foodies will tell you is the Greatest Health Drink EVAR, is 150 times more likely to kill you than regular milk. But where's the reward without a little risk, amiright? [Stupid]
Stupid [link] [278 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 5:29 pm
Facebook's Zuckerberg now richer than Apple's Steve Jobs, aliver too [Obvious]
Obvious [link] [59 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 5:01 pm
In another disturbing sign of just how bad the economy is, Pennsylvania cuts its $300,000 animatronic groundhog that was used to promote the state lottery. May God help us all [Silly]
Silly [link] [38 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 4:58 pm
Half marathon disrupted when vandals change some of the directional signs, sending dozens of runners the wrong way [Amusing]
Amusing [link] [73 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 4:55 pm
51-year-old woman graduates from Army boot camp. Don't even ask about the lawn [Cool]
Cool [link] [58 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 4:43 pm
Scientists say dino-bots will help them better understand how dinosaurs lived. Transformers already did it [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [18 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 4:26 pm
Has a Mormon posthumously baptized someone you know, love or respect? Now you can fight back by posthumously "choosing" homosexuality for one of their loved ones [Followup]
Followup [link] [286 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 4:13 pm
Weird. Today, on my way to work I saw three or four people with dirt on their foreheads. Someone needs to clean their hands more before touching their face. What is wrong with hygiene in this country? [Misc]
Misc [link] [313 comments]
Posted: February 22, 2012, 4:13 pm
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