Dear My Hyena,
I think I saw it. I’m not absolutely sure, but I’m pretty sure I saw it.
While I was at work this morning, I went to the men’s bathroom and took care of some business in a urinal. I was standing there minding my own business when my boss came in and stood at the urinal besides mine.
As a rule, dudes aren’t supposed to look at each other’s man sausage while urinating, right? That’s like a major no no. Not only is it a bit intrusive to stare at another man’s junk, but you certainly wouldn’t want to have a little bit of backsplash pee accidentally hit your face.
So, you can see how I was a bit taken back when my boss not only leaned over across urinals and took a good long look at my kibbles and bits, but then gave me what looked like a wink and a smile.
A wink and smile?
What does that even mean? “Hey, nice stuff?” or “Hey, good aim?” or “Wanna have dinner later?”
I just chuckled and finished my business. Not sure what to do now. Do I talk about it? Forget about it?
Signed,
Chuck
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