More Short Pot Jokes
Q: What do you call a person who remembers what they did at woodstock ? A: A Liar.
Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt? A: A pot hole!
Q: What is Reality? A: An illusion caused by a lack of good weed. A stoner called the fire department and said, “Come quick my house is on fire!” The Fireman asked “How do we get there?” The stoner says “DUH, in a big red truck!”
Q: How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb. A: Screw it, we got lighters
Q. How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A. I don’t know! I’ve never had it longer than an hour!
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