Tough Elbow at the Hotel Lobby

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he
does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both
quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, ‘Ma’am, I’m so sorry,
but if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll
forgive me.’ Without batting an eye, she replies, ‘If your
thing is as hard as your elbow, I’ll be in room 221.’

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