One of the more common dirty Easter jokes is “Why You Wouldn’t Want To Be An Easter Egg”. The points in this joke can be both numerous and infinitely variable. Here are some of the less dirty, dirty reasons you wouldn’t want to be an Easter egg.
- You only get laid once.
- You only get eaten once.
- It takes you three minutes to get hard.
- You get tossed in the garbage when they’re finished with you