Short Pot Jokes

Q: What do a bad football team and a pothead have in common? A: They both get blitzed!
Q: How do you hide money from a hippie? A: Put it under the soap.
Q: How many Stoners does it take to change a light bulb A: Who cares man, its to bright in here anyway!
Q: How did the pothead burn his ear? A: He answered the phone while ironing his clothes
Q. How do you get an one-armed hippie out of a tree? A: Hold out a joint!