Want to start the new year right? Use the My Hyena Humor Healing New Year’s resolutions and ensure yourself a great, healthy, and humorous new year.
Humor Health New Years Resolutions:
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Every time you feel like yelling at a driver on a freeway, try to laugh at how they’re most likely driving without any pants….because they need to pee really bad.
2.
When you look at your 401K statement, instead of crying about how much you lost last year, laugh at how much you saved by not investing with Bernie Madoff.
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When your boss gives you the evil eye, laugh at how they’re simply expressing their sexual frustrations….or at how they possibly need more fiber in their diet.
4.
If you’re ever irritated at a crying baby or a loud person at a restaurant, just laugh…twice as loud.
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If you ever get sick this year, or come down with some terrible disease, just laugh…by listening to the My Hyena Humor Healing Hour, because no matter what, we’re never going to be afraid to touch you in those special, hard to reach places.
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