Funny Joke: Unit Of Measurements You Rarely See

Units you rarely see:

 2000 mockingbirds:   2 kilomockingbirds

 Ratio of an igloo”s circumference to its diameter:   Eskimo Pi

 2000 pounds of Chinese soup:   Won ton

 Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond

 Half of a large intestine:   1 semicolon

 1000 aches:   1 megahurtz

 Basic unit of laryngitis:   1 hoarsepower

 Shortest distance between two jokes:   A straight line

 1 million-million microphones:   1 megaphone

 1 million bicycles:   2 megacycles

 10 cards:   1 decacards

 force of 1 kilogram of falling figs:   1 Fig Newton

 1000 grams of wet socks:   1 literhosen

 1 millionth of a fish:   1 microfiche

 1 trillion pins:   1 terrapin

 10 rations:   1 decoration

 100 rations:   1 C-ration

 8 nickels:   2 paradigms

 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League

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