7. What’s the similiarity a drummer and a philosopher? They both perceive time as an abstract concept.
6. What’s the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet? About 3 decibels.
5. What do you call a guitar player who only knows 2 chords? A music critic.
4. What’s the difference between a musical director and a bag of fertilizer? The bag.
3. Trombones know more positions.
2. You know you’ve been in band too long when you think “Louie, Louie” is the best song ever written.
1. You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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