7 phrases heard at Easter Egg hunts

7. Hey! I was incubating that egg!

6. No, no, no. “Finding” eggs in the neighbors fridge is not “finding” eggs.

5. Hey! I got one! You did a great job hiding this one in that tree under that bird!

4. Ahem, you paint your eggs not eat them!

3. What do I win if I shoot ‘em all?

2. Look! The Easter Bunny is laying eggs!

1. Check this out! Jessica Rabbit is laying eggs!

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