FUNNY EASTER ONE-LINERS JOKES

Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end. 

Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight? Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you? 

 

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!  

 

Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken! 

 

Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? Because he was eggo-centric! 

 

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits’ feet 

 

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion 

 

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force. 

 

What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead! 

 

What does a bunny use when it goes swimming? A hare-net. 

 

How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours! 

 

What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit? Cheer up! 

 

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny. 

 

How do you post a bunny? Hare mail 

 

How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? Hoppy Easter!!!!!

 

 

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