How you know your a True Beaner – A Funny Joke

Are you a TRUE BEANER???

If you can fit four riders on the bench seat of a pickup, while in the back twelve are standing up.
You are a Beaner.

 If you can run, ride a llegua, and play futbol all while wearing chanclas,
                  Beaner status!!   If your late tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending business,
            Yes you’re a Beaner. 

If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamasita rubbed the area while chanting, “Sana, Sana, Colita de
rana…..”
You’re a Beaner, big time!!! 

If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on your car, truck, or tattooed on your back.
Yes, You ARE a Beaner (proud one too). 

If you refer to your wife as; your ruca, your hina, your wifey, your old lady, or your vieja. guess what?
You’re a California born as a Beaner. 

If you throw a “Grito” every time you hear Vicente Fernandez,
Then not only are you a Beaner, but you are a drunk Beaner. 

If you have ever been pinched in church and been told pobrecito de ti si lloras” or “Vas a ver orita que salgamos.”
This has happened to every good Mexican, and yes your definitely a Beaner. 

If you grew up scared of someone called La Llorona, or fear the dark because of El CuCuy!
Yes! Your a Beaner! 

Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every drawing.
You’re in the Beaner Zone!!! 

If you ask for something by “dame esa chingadera” instead of calling it by its name.
yep! Beaner! 

If you constantly refer to cereal as “con fleys” or pizza as “picxa”
you’re a Beaner. 

If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can’t figure out why your butt is getting bigger… you might be a Beaner. 

If you have some tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to your birthday party at “el parque” you are a Beaner. 

If your tias and abuela dress up in their Sunday best, nylon, heels and all to go to the “Remate.” (AKA the Flea Market)
Then yes you are a Beaner. 

If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green, and purple.
Yes Beaner!!! 

If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an old car to dry laundry.
Yes your a Beaner. 

If you’re sick and your mamasita rubs “Bicks” into your nostrils and gives you “jugo de sebolla” with sugar, (grandma’s recipe) to help relieve your
symptoms,
Damn!! You’re a Beaner. 

IF YOU DON’T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A TRUE BEANER. VIVA LA RAZA!!! 

You know your laughing your head off cuz it’s true, all meant in fun, don’t get all “doloridos” 

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