7 Traditional St. Patrick’s Day Greetings
 

7. Oh no, I pinch if you ARE wearing green.
6. I be givin’ up Lucky Charms for Lent.
5. Pardon me, I just be admiring your Blarney stone.
4. Want to come back to my place and steal me pot o’ gold?
3. Is that a leprechaun in your pocket?
2. I’ll show you me clover patch, if you show me yours.
1. Nice Potatoes!