7 Spring Break Regrets
7. Drinking before 7…AM.
6. Buying that discount vacation package to Pakistan.
5. Starring in a Gigolos Gone Wild video.
4. Transferring to Cancun University to study tequila.
3. Inventing a new STD.
2. Passing on that offer from the Bush twins.
1. Cheerios + Jagermeister = Bad