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7 Alternative Names for “Fat Tuesday” – Funny Jokes: “5. The day before I call in sick…”

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7 Alternative Names for “Fat Tuesday”         
 
7. Husky Tuesday
6. Low Carb Tuesday
5. The day before I call in sick
4. Back Door Wednesday

Girl Caught Stripping Nude By Mom! - A Funny Video Clip:

Girl Caught Stripping Nude By Mom!

 
 
This Funny video clip is of a girl who gets caught stripping by her mom, but you wouldn’t believe what her mom does!

THINGS NEVER TO SAY TO A MAN – Funny Jokes: “Don’t be embarrassed. I’ve seen many more that are much smaller…”

Things Never to Say to a Man
Ok ladies, if you want to find and keep the man of your dreams there are just a few words and phrases that you should stray away from saying.

7 Traditional St. Patrick’s Day Greetings – Funny Jokes: “2. I’ll show you me clover patch, if you show me yours…”

7 Traditional St. Patrick’s Day Greetings
 
 

7. Oh no, I pinch if you ARE wearing green.
6. I be givin’ up Lucky Charms for Lent.
5. Pardon me, I just be admiring your Blarney stone.
4. Want to come back to my place and steal me pot o’ gold?

7 Spring Break Regrets – Funny Jokes: “4. Transferring to Cancun University to study tequila…”

7 Spring Break Regrets
 
 

7. Drinking before 7…AM.
6. Buying that discount vacation package to Pakistan.
5. Starring in a Gigolos Gone Wild video.
4. Transferring to Cancun University to study tequila.