Comedy Cure: Read a funny one liner or come up with one of your own.

7. Reasons to Marry Tom Cruise

7. It’s easier than learning to act to boost your career.
6. You’re not interested in a long term relationship.
5. Scientology. It’s not just a religion, it’s an adventure.
4. Save all that money you’ve been spending on anti-depressant drugs.
3. The stability.
2. Thinking for yourself has become a burden.
1. Who cares if you were only 5 when Risky Business came out.